Confessions of an Eggplant

eggplant (n) - 1. a tough-skinned vegetable with a soft inside; sweated with salt to remove bitterness and combined with sauce and cheese and other complementary ingredients, it is rendered into a tasty and hearty dish. 2. a metaphor for life.

11.17.2005

Restroom Etiquette

An actual line in an e-mail received today from the property owner of my office building:

We ask that Tenants please not use the office building's restrooms to discard food items. As you can imagine, the odors are quite unpleasant for many people.

I'm not making this up.

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