What'd I do to deserve this?
We went to [trendy chain deli with the good salad bar] for lunch today.
I filled my salad plate to Neil Diamond's and Barbra Streisand's attempt to out-herniate one another.
My first bite was taken to the strains of Barry Manilow pouring his heart out over somebody named Mandy.
I finished my last bite as someone tightened the vise ahold Michael Bolton's thumb.
Disgustedly, I trudged toward the ice cream machine for some frosty relief.
I found a deli employee with his arm up to the elbow inside the machine, an "out of order" sign over his shoulder.
What did I do to deserve this?
I filled my salad plate to Neil Diamond's and Barbra Streisand's attempt to out-herniate one another.
My first bite was taken to the strains of Barry Manilow pouring his heart out over somebody named Mandy.
I finished my last bite as someone tightened the vise ahold Michael Bolton's thumb.
Disgustedly, I trudged toward the ice cream machine for some frosty relief.
I found a deli employee with his arm up to the elbow inside the machine, an "out of order" sign over his shoulder.
What did I do to deserve this?
posted by Chris @ 10:30 PM
1 Piquant Remarks:
At 6:47 AM,
~Jan said…
"Tightened the vise on Michael Bolton's thumb!" Perfect! And also...my sympathies.
Thanks for the link. You get one, too.
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