Full Disclosure

In keeping with the spirit of the times and in the interest of full disclosure, I must confess:

Chris DePaul is a pseudonym, and I'm not really a journalist.

I have never, however, had my likeness used to promote a male escort service. The similiarities end there.

Well, that, and I've never thrown GWB a softball.

Though I am losing my hair. But not like this.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled blog.