Confessions of an Eggplant

eggplant (n) - 1. a tough-skinned vegetable with a soft inside; sweated with salt to remove bitterness and combined with sauce and cheese and other complementary ingredients, it is rendered into a tasty and hearty dish. 2. a metaphor for life.

1.19.2005

"Larry" Adams, "Moe" Jefferson, and "Curly" Washington?!?

Dora ambled over to my chair in the corner the other night to see what I was reading.

"I'm reading David McCullough's Pulitzer Prize-winning biography of John Adams," I replied.

(Actually, I told her I'm reading a book about a man named John who used to be president.)

"Is that him?" she asked, pointing to the cover.

"Yes, that's him. He was a really neat man."

"He looks like that guy in [hip, pricey, chain hamburger joint]," she said, pointing to Adams' hair.

"Huh?" I pondered, until I remembered the cardboard cutout standing in the entrance to [hip, pricey, chain hamburger joint].

Dora saw John Adams and thought Larry from the Three Stooges.

Boy, I have a lot of work to do.

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