Confessions of an Eggplant

eggplant (n) - 1. a tough-skinned vegetable with a soft inside; sweated with salt to remove bitterness and combined with sauce and cheese and other complementary ingredients, it is rendered into a tasty and hearty dish. 2. a metaphor for life.

1.24.2005

Goodnight, Johnny

Favorite joke told by Carson (paraphrased):
Good news from Sarajevo. The new model Yugo comes equipped with a rear-window defroster so your hand won't get cold while you're pushing it down the street.

Favorite joke told about Carson (paraphrased also; it's been 13 years for crying out loud):
The Tonight Show writers contribute a dollar a day to a pool won by the first writer that Johnny greets on his way into the studio. The pool is up to $25,000.

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