Confessions of an Eggplant

eggplant (n) - 1. a tough-skinned vegetable with a soft inside; sweated with salt to remove bitterness and combined with sauce and cheese and other complementary ingredients, it is rendered into a tasty and hearty dish. 2. a metaphor for life.

12.18.2004

Whuttup, ppl?

i blog c but i dnt slo dwn fer punk2ashun r spln r grammr r nuthin cuz my ppl reed me jus fine wuhout it. i chat n go 2 da mall n uz all my cellfon mins n i dont need alotawurdz to tell u bowt it. got oc tivod. c u l8tr. by.

(If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.)

1 Piquant Remarks:

  • At 1:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Please,have mercy.

     

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